Saturday, August 20, 2005

red light saber district

Wow an I mean wow!!! I left a boy and returned a man! (no really I had some problems at the cash and carry)the district is really something!! full of young jedi females wearing very little ....... protective equipment, ah hi Aayla, its been a while. sorry I got held up in Holland
A: BENJI I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!!!!
no no honey im fine look pulse and everything *slits wrist to show blood squirting*
A: BEN STOP THAT
sorry, ill go to the jedi temple to get some glue to stick my self back together.

mmmmmmmmmmmn paste *drool*

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Jedi task2

After several days of working undercover as a fish mongers wife I can exclude Mr Tittle-tattle from our list of suspects. We have found that he infact has no desire for anything other than rumer spreeding and tale telling. He also is too stupid to write. He is unable to tie his shoes aswell. Infact he's just a compleat eejit and is therefore no threat to master Yoda. no im off to Holland to check out the oher suspect.