Saturday, July 30, 2005

Jedi task

I'm typing this in secret because I've beed tasked by the Jedi council to find Yoda's stalker. Ive got a few leads so im going to check them out. We know that this persons name rhymes with Paddle which narrows it down to Mr Tittle-tattle of 5 Berry Drive, lower levels, Courscant. Miss Oisk van Haddle, from a planet called 'the Netherlands'???.(What are these lands like? well I don't know, I will reserch into the meaning of Nether) and our own Jedi Master Yaddle although I doubt very much it will be her, shes way too young for him.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

olleh

yhgeeeeeeee ooooooodyepuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrf hgraaaaaaaaawM .I I I on ho ,espaler a trats t'nseod ti epoh I !ynnuf og daeh ym ekam ot gnitrats sti haow !ereh tou F051 tseat ta stI .em ot teg ot gnitrats ylear si taeh eht hoaw.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

star trekkin across tatooine

Cool! sorry ive been away, I thought that it would be a good idea to get a motorbike and ride across tatooine for 3 months, I must say It was enjoyable. me, my girl, the open road......

Friday, July 15, 2005

Survivor Tatooine

Yoda’s sent me on this game show to get me fitter and I’ve been put on the Mabbitt tribe. Anyways Im with these people

+ Aayla Secura
+ Fluke Starbucker
+ General Grievouse
+ Jar Jar Binks
+ Princess Leia
+ Obi-Wan Kenobi
+ Emperor Palpatine
+ Qui-Gon Jinn

Its not so bad I’m with Aayla, Qui and Fluke, and also I’m away from the brat for a few weeks so its all good. I haven’t a clue what the show is about but I’ve been told I can take a weapon a luxury item and what ever I’m wearing. So I looked out a set of jedi summer robes (white and light) a lightsaber and a party pack of beer and cheetos.
Leia, she’s a good lass. I’m pretty sure she can use the force as well as kick butt. I hate Grevious I’m pushing him down the first sand worm I come across. And Palps! PALPS! Don’t even get me started on that guy! I lent him my tighty whiteys one winter and he never gave them back! What am I supposed to do with only 13 pairs? Don’t know much about Jar Jar, I suppose that we could eat him if we get hungry, I’ve heard that gungans taste of chicken

urrrgh my head

ow my head! It's been hurting real bad recently. (this hasn't been helped by Yoda chasing me down the street with a lightsaber) And where's my barnet gone? and why do I have a large scar on my head?Image hosted by Photobucket.com and what's this tube thing stuck up my nostrils? oh and I seem to be living at Aaylas aswell? (not that im complaining).
Im going to find some pain killers now, maybe R4 knows where some are......

Thursday, July 14, 2005

muugrhhr

muuuuphgh *waves*
igggggggre uogh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeergh murrrrgh tahdah uuuuurg poooohj lllleeeegh urgh feuuuuudg ahg joooooooooobile guuurgh frup iccky btang huuuursgh murple urrrrrrrrrrrrghr AAAAAAAAYla *smirks*

huyddddddjkuy *waves*

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

R4-G9 vs O.B-1 2

A few weeks later...
Obi Wan had been banned from the hospital as numerous cheetos had found thier way into patients bandages, bad pans, operating theatres, computer systems and life support machines. Having been in a coma on Yoda's sofer for a week he finnaly woke up.
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Sunday, July 10, 2005

R4-G9 vs O.B-1

Long ago, in a cafe not so far away...

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Later that day.....
No R4! your not a dalek
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5 hours later...
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To be continued

Friday, July 08, 2005

my speeder

I have a sneaky suspicion that Anakin took my speeder out, also there is a fluffy shaped dent in the bonnet and mud in the windscreen wipers? Anakin said that I was drink driving and ran over yoda but im sure yoda was on jerry springer that evening?? oh wel, I wonder what made the dent though?

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Qui qui this here ewoky guy

I decided to call my Ewok 'dude' this was Qui's suggestion, well at least I think it was, there was a note next to my brownies this morning that read "dude this are for you man" and the Ewok started eating them so I guess that they were for him, and also that his name was dude. I took him round Aayla's last night and he ate all the food in the cupboard drank the water straight from the tap and went swimming in her fish tank. Honestly, you can't take Ewoks anywhere. I gave him 10 credits and told him to go see war of the worlds, he came back 3 hours late, stinking of deathsticks with two female wookies hanging off his arms,

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This put me in a bit of a predicament as I was showing Aayla the finer points of the Atomic drop. Yoda found Dude yesterday morning but luckly he'd passed out from all the alcahol he'd consumed and I mannaged to pass him off as Mace's teddy bear.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Ewok

I was driving around Endor this morning and this little furry thing ran out infront of me

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it was getting all angry and jumping up and down, so Im picked it up and put in the speeder and took it home. Yoda's not to keen on Ewoks so i've hidden him in my room. I caught the little tyke cutting my break cables this morning Image hosted by Photobucket.com

How cute. I'm going to take him round to see Aayla this afternoon, she'll probebly go awwww how cute and start gushing.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Twin update 3

I saw him! OMG I saw him! he was in downtown corsucant! only meters away! I was walking down the high street and I looked in a shop window and there he was! I think he was as suprised as me! Any way I told him to follow me and went off to get Yoda but when I turned round and he was gone. He must have got lost in the crowds. luckely I managed to get to the security recordings and got this still.
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Friday, July 01, 2005

Sleepover 2

Wow the sleepover was so much fun, I arrived a bit early so I decided to get the barbeque going. I wouldn't light, damn thing, last time I buy from Watto, I used R4's self defense mechanism to light it in the end Image hosted by Photobucket.com so anyway by the time everyone had arrived Aayla and I had things heated... the BBQ I mean and so we all ate hot dogs and ewok burgers for dinner, after a few beers we thought It would be a good Idea to play twister, which it was, but not as good an idea when jar jar decided to add washing up liquid :S J "mesa add thesa washy up liquid nowsa" OB:" no Jar Jar" J:"wee itsa all slippy nowsa" Everyone: "wooh". Then we played get the hoop around the beer can, had a food fight danced with Aayla *sigh*, after that we watched some chick flicks, ate popcorn and went our own seperate ways to sleep. I was supposed to stay in the garden with Macey boy, but I kinda came inside when everyone was asleep and sorta didn't leave.....I was cuddled up with Aayla then I used the force to hang her up in her wardrobe so her skin wouldnt get wrinkels , all in all it was a good evening, oh and Aaylas fish is ugly I can't wait to stick my light saber into the top of that tank and watch the fish become sushi.