Qui qui this here ewoky guy
I decided to call my Ewok 'dude' this was Qui's suggestion, well at least I think it was, there was a note next to my brownies this morning that read "dude this are for you man" and the Ewok started eating them so I guess that they were for him, and also that his name was dude. I took him round Aayla's last night and he ate all the food in the cupboard drank the water straight from the tap and went swimming in her fish tank. Honestly, you can't take Ewoks anywhere. I gave him 10 credits and told him to go see war of the worlds, he came back 3 hours late, stinking of deathsticks with two female wookies hanging off his arms,
(come to think of it the one on the left may have been chewie).
This put me in a bit of a predicament as I was showing Aayla the finer points of the Atomic drop. Yoda found Dude yesterday morning but luckly he'd passed out from all the alcahol he'd consumed and I mannaged to pass him off as Mace's teddy bear.
posted by Obi Wan Kenobi at 10:49 AM
6 Comments:
you really should teach him to sit still and drink beer.
Kenobi,
Housebroken your Ewok is?
If on the new carpet in the Jedi Temple just once he pees, going outside he is!
Now I don't have anything in my refridgerator...it even ate the baking soda, as well as that gooey green stuff that was growing in the back.
Chewie? With a guy?
Aww, he was really hot, too. : (
Aayla, maybe you can get him to eat that old pair of underwear?
Obi-Wan, keep him away from my room. I have enough destruction from Frodo.
Maybe Dude and my new assistant should meet up? She's been feeling a bit down since she came to live here (i think its the safety catches on the food cupboards!) Maybe it will stop him picking up random wookies!
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