Yoda
I was looking up the nutritional value of cheetos this morning when I came across this.
No wonder yoda complains that I eat to much of them and should stop, he's secretly working for them! One way ticket to Sith world that it! going behind a fellow jedis back! Every year I apply to work for their company and they say no. NO? NO? how can they say no to a handsom young Jedi such as myself and yes to the 900 year old snot pile?? Its not fair! and I'm sure he knows something about my twin! He sniggers every time I mention it! And this general grevious guy keeps telling me that he had him in captivity but threw him away during the spring cleaning! Aaaaagh wheres my wrestling DVD........ ah there it is, and where are my cheetos..... oh over there right. I'm off for a bit of therapy.
No wonder yoda complains that I eat to much of them and should stop, he's secretly working for them! One way ticket to Sith world that it! going behind a fellow jedis back! Every year I apply to work for their company and they say no. NO? NO? how can they say no to a handsom young Jedi such as myself and yes to the 900 year old snot pile?? Its not fair! and I'm sure he knows something about my twin! He sniggers every time I mention it! And this general grevious guy keeps telling me that he had him in captivity but threw him away during the spring cleaning! Aaaaagh wheres my wrestling DVD........ ah there it is, and where are my cheetos..... oh over there right. I'm off for a bit of therapy.
posted by Obi Wan Kenobi at 2:34 PM
12 Comments:
I think Yoda may have a bit against you. I think maybe you guys should see Jerry Springer...
How shameful, you should torture Yoda with this bit of info. Poor Ben, they're so mean to you.
BTW, I got a new cat and named him after you, come see!
You know, as an official employee for the Cheeto Co., he may be able to score you some free bags of all varieties...
Ooooh, maybe he can get the Cheetos PAWS, Obi!!! Those ones are the best.
What do those symbols next to your name mean, Obi Wan?
(pulls out symboligy-to-basic dictionary).
Let's see, let's see...
帯 Obi, a kimono sash. Is that somehow related to the cloners?
湾 Wan, a gulf or inlet. Hmm, water related. I'm still thinking cloners.
件 Ken, affair or case. Curious.
帯 Obi, again.
So, sash gulf affair+sash. I'm not sure I get it. Gotta go, Chewie's laughing at something.
Maybe yousa shoulden get yousa legs shortened and paint yousaself green. Den maybe theysa hire yousa!
件 Ken- sword
so really his surname is sword belt
cloners yes that would explain my twin
Kenobi,
My fault this is not. Do these things, Mr Lucas makes me. To be in silly commercials for Diet Pepsi he forces me, too. Even like diet soda, I do not! Like Wookie pee, it tastes. But, more horses for his ranch, he wants, so do these humiliating things he makes me.
Anyway, to the people at the Cheetos company about you I talked. But afraid they are that literally eat up all their profits you would.
One more thing-
Call me a "900 year old snot pile" again, and take the pressure washer to you I will.
Master Yoda, um, how would you know what Wookiee Pee tastes like?
*shudder*
Exactly what I was thinking. What exactly do you do with Chewie when you're bored?
sorry yoda it won't happen again, I was just a bit angry. Its the speedo's i'm wearing (they're a bit tight)
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