Mace
Flooming ewok brained excuse of a jedi! I let mace wash my speeder, being the good mate that I am and he washed the windscreen with the wax wash! Everytime I put the washer on it smears and I can't see a thing. Anyway I'd just arrived at the jedi temple and he was all over me like huh were mates now, wow y'know I've never been liked before (yeah can see why macey boy) he then proceded top be all over me and in the council he kept sugesting me for missions, hence I have a mission to find missing Jedi Aayla, locate and destroy death star jr (the death glow worm), dispand bandits on Tatooine and empty the canteen bins on thursday! I'll wash my own speeder from now on, or perhaps I shall get one of those intern things that Yoda's got, oooh but I'd have to feed him and clean him out and stuff. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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That wax thing was all Anakin's fault he switched th bucket while I wasnt looking!
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Go easy on him. Tell him that he is way out of your league and youre sure there is someone out there for him.
Never trust Mace with washing anything.
Can't you use the Force to melt the wax from the windshield?
My sympathies. BTW, is the internship position paid?
If an intern you get, get one like mine do not. Get a smart one instead, you should.
I'll be your intern Obi Wan.
Hey-I volunteered first!
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