presies

Well one upside of being blind drunk from christmas eve to the end of jan is that I've still got my christmas presents!!! Everyone got me cheetoes except for Aayla who got me some fluffy pink tighty whities and yoda who got me this tee-shirt, great isn't it?

urgh

Oh My god!

geeze my hangover........

I remember going out on christmas eve and the rest is a blur!

Anyone want to fill me in on whats happend?





PS. The girl who writes this for me I thinks she's some sort of slave or something has been neglecting her duties, blamed it on backpacking, anyway given her a good slap and she'll be around from now on

red light saber district

Wow an I mean wow!!! I left a boy and returned a man! (no really I had some problems at the cash and carry)the district is really something!! full of young jedi females wearing very little ....... protective equipment, ah hi Aayla, its been a while. sorry I got held up in Holland
A: BENJI I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!!!!
no no honey im fine look pulse and everything *slits wrist to show blood squirting*
A: BEN STOP THAT
sorry, ill go to the jedi temple to get some glue to stick my self back together.

mmmmmmmmmmmn paste *drool*

Jedi task2

After several days of working undercover as a fish mongers wife I can exclude Mr Tittle-tattle from our list of suspects. We have found that he infact has no desire for anything other than rumer spreeding and tale telling. He also is too stupid to write. He is unable to tie his shoes aswell. Infact he's just a compleat eejit and is therefore no threat to master Yoda. no im off to Holland to check out the oher suspect.

Jedi task

I'm typing this in secret because I've beed tasked by the Jedi council to find Yoda's stalker. Ive got a few leads so im going to check them out. We know that this persons name rhymes with Paddle which narrows it down to Mr Tittle-tattle of 5 Berry Drive, lower levels, Courscant. Miss Oisk van Haddle, from a planet called 'the Netherlands'???.(What are these lands like? well I don't know, I will reserch into the meaning of Nether) and our own Jedi Master Yaddle although I doubt very much it will be her, shes way too young for him.

olleh

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star trekkin across tatooine

Cool! sorry ive been away, I thought that it would be a good idea to get a motorbike and ride across tatooine for 3 months, I must say It was enjoyable. me, my girl, the open road......